#manipulative bastard 😌💕

[jtownraindancer]

"You haven't got a very inquiring mind, have you Mr. Carston? You won't get very far in the law like that."

[arkarti]

Hi, Iove the way you draw William, with the corners of the mouth always curling up ! With that and often half closed eyes, it gives him a look of always being up to no good, a cocky bastard expression 💕

Also I noticed the springtraps scars for the first time recently, on your un-clothing saga (which was. Incredible. Btw.) but looking back through your blog, it turns out you drew them before ! Since when did you start drawing them ? And are they scars from marfunctions, or just shaffing ? And does Henry have similar scars ?

hehe thank you! glad you like it 😊💖💖 he is indeed always up to something. there always has to be the essence of one or multiple aspects present: manipulate/ manwhore/ murder 😌 started to draw the scars pretty much at the beginning - although not as noticeable. at first it was like very faint lines:

but then evolved to more prominent scar lines. that's also when I kinda made a consistent ref of the scars XD

They're from a springlock malfunction^^ Idk yet, if I give Henry some too (not as severe - maybe like a scar here and there but not fully) 🤔 So far Henry is only present in the 70/80s era where Will hasn't any scars either. So he's still a clean plate basically XD

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Idk who Naoya is I’ve never seen that show but I love how you write for him! He’s such a bastard and he seems like the kind of misogynist that I could trick into doing stuff for me like “oh I’m just a little lady you can’t expect me to mow the lawn🥺 that’s a big strong man’s job” and he would just eat it up

NONONO BC HE WOULD

Alright babe, you gotta bear with me, i gotta talk about my favorite sexist piece of shit sksksk

Ok listen: I 1000% agree with you sksksk LIKE? IDK MAN HE JUST LIKES FEELING LIKE A BIG STRONG MAN AND THE EASIEST WAY TO DO THAT IS TO HELP A CUTE LITTLE LADY LIKE YOU!!

Tbh Naoya isn't even around for 20 chapters of the manga, he's a v one note arrogant misogynist and he has no other purpose than to be an antagonist for the plot, which is fine! You do you Gege, but also there's little to no room for his character to develop so I've come up with like a dozen headcanons for him that probably make him too ooc but he's MY blorbo from MY shows and i will categorize him however i please 😤

Anyways lemme talk about some of my headcanons sksksk

To start, he LOVES feeling like a big strong man

He loves when his pretty little girlfriend comes to him all helpless and needs her strong capable boyfriend's assistance 💕

You can't get a jar open? It's okay princess, he's got it for you

Can't reach the top shelf? No problem babe, he's tall enough to reach

Literally any stereotypical "man" job you can think of, he's gonna take care of it bc that's what men are supposed to do, DUH

And in return he just wants you to be his pretty little doll sksksk

Obvs he's an annoying sexist pig, thinking that women are incapable of doing anything other than have kids and take care of the house, but that also makes him soooooo easy to manipulate

"Naoya 🥺 there's too much snow in my driveway and i can't leave 🥺 would you please come clean it up for me bc I'm just a little lady and can barely pick up a shovel?? 🥺👉👈" BABE, he is THERE, he is cleaning up your driveway and putting down salt and making sure you can tap dance on top of it without so much as slipping sksksk

Idk how to explain it but feeling like a "man" just makes him so happy like he's so fulfilled after doing something "manly" for you and making your life easier

He also likes knowing that he's the only one who can help you with these things. Makes him feel important sksksk

Probs feels this way bc of childhood trauma but who fuckin knows

I headcanon that his mom either died when he was young or just left the family

Like i imagine her getting divorced and Naoya's dad fighting tooth and nail so he could get custody so Naoya just never saw his mom bc she didn't have access to him, and then dad started filling his head with sexist shit and since his momma wasn't there to defend women he just grew up with that

Lowkey has mommy issues as a result sksksk that's why he looks down on women! I mean his mom abandoned him so obviously all women are awful and worth mess than men 🙄

But as long as you stay submissive and act like a pretty lil doll he'll be satisfied 😌

He also gets a lot of satisfaction out of taking care of you sksksk

He complains about how you're a spoiled brat but he's also giving you his credit card so you can go to the salon and get your nails done

Like? Sir if you're that mad about it then stop feeding the flames sksksk

He expects your love and affection in return

Like he paid for your nails so now you gotta jerk him off with your pretty new manicure sksksk

This feels all over the place but yes please manipulate him into doing all the hard work, take his money and lounge around the house being pretty while he brings home the bacon sksksk

[chromes-corner]

Hey it's me >:] for the character bingo thingie, can, can you try it with Affogato and Clotted Cream? if you can ofc!!, generally I need to know abt ppl's opinions on those sly bastards <3

-Mid

More brainrotting 😌😌 ah my sweet sweet catharsis 💕

Affogato up first!

I. Love. Affogato. I fucking LOVE HIM YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!! Like he’s so conniving and sneaky that it’s lowkey comical and that’s such a FUN CHARACTER TRAIT. i just think affogatos a silly funny guy and he should be allowed to do whatever he wants <3

i marked wasted potential because i know damn well that hes never gonna be relevant to the story ever again and god that upsets me so deeply. like i said up there affogato is just FUN. i love the way he talks and how he enunciates everything to sound as evil as possible. i want him to read me bedtime stories about murder and betrayal. 

god i want to know more about his upbringing, because what we do know is SO INTERESTING AND GODDDDD IT MAKES CACAO OUT TO BE SUCH A SHIT KING AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! like i can ONLY assume that it was because of cacao’s shitass kinglyness that affogato became the way he is. maybe this is just me making long winded headcanons about things, but in my eyes, because cacao was so focused on defenses and such, he neglected the other tribes of the kingdom which eventually led them to ruin. affogato grew up with NOTHING, poor as dirt along with every other coffee tribe denizen, thus leading him on this epic mission for revenge and regicide. oh what a guy. you go boo <3

for the love of god i want more on affogato. hes so funny but hes also kinda tragic oh what a little guy... i want him to eat out of my hand and then tell me im filth beneath his shoe.............

ummmmmmmmmmmm i dont like clotted cream. yeah erm uh sorry.

ok actually its kinda weird. i have a really strong love-hate relationship with clotted cream. i like him BECAUSE i dislike him so much. i want to step on this twink. i want to wreck his shit and punch him in the face. hes a stupid manipulative politician (i said the same word twice there) and i want him to lovingly fall into a pit of spikes.

that being said, I LIKE SEEING HOW HE INTERACTS WITH OTHERS!!!!! like by himself hes a shithead and i want him to take a nap forever, but when hes actively putting on the charms to manipulate other people??? fuck yeah honestly give that to me. he has really good fucking writing and i appreciate that the story is making me hate him. like go off bro convince those old geezers to give their weapons of mass destruction to you. 

and i cant mention clotted cream without screaming about his design. HES SO DUMB LOOKING. HE LOOKS LIKE SOME GUY. SOME FUCKIN SCHMO!!!!!!!!!! if someone didnt look closely they wouldnt even know hes supposed to be a food!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no anime boys in my pastry game thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i put a question mark over the deeper than they seem question because we still dont know everything about the guy yet. who knows. maybe therell be a twist in these next few story updates that make me love him. maybe ill fall deeper into my pit of hatred. im excited to see the outcome nonetheless.

[darkestcorners]

Before sending d*ath threats to Polarity Jungkook I want to say merry christmas, I hope you had a wonderful time today and thanks for today's upload, I appreciate it❤️❤️

Now it's time to get aggressive, the way if he ever did that to me I will actually commit MURDER, something that would deadass make serial killers afraid of me, like, what the fuck? And the worst thing about him is that he KNOWS what he's doing is wrong, this bitch really thinks things would be for the greater good, @Jungkook hope you die alone you stinky bastard, I hate you with my entire soul you little shit, ISTG if he doesn't leave my poor girl alone imma start swinging, after jk's POV I have to bring back my poorly done meme (Literally made this on ig lol):

I'M DONE, if I see ONE of y'all in your ask box salivating over this mf I'm going to be so mad, this man is not only a hoe (how many bj he got in the span of 3 weeks? ENOUGH, KEEP THAT DICK IN YOUR PANTS JEON) but a fucking psycho as well, this man is projecting his mother onto the mc so much he stole a personal item from her, like ew, pls go to therapy.

Anyways now that my anger has been expressed Merry Christmas everyone!🥰❤️ (Not me trying to act cute after sending hate mail and d*ath threats in the same ask LMAO)

Ahh! Thank you so much babes 🥰🥰!

And yes, he’s insanely manipulative and somehow has convinced himself he’s doing her a favor, really concerning behavior. He for sure needs therapy for various reasons. Yes! I will say he’s deceptive behavior really doesn’t show any limits, I think mentally, he’s definitely the most complex of my yanderes. Especially because he justifies a lot of his actions, it’s really that classic narcissistic sociopath behavior.

LMAO the meme is back I love it 😌💕💕